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Due to an overwhelming non-responsiveness from all of our invitees, the Pace Law School Republicans and Federalist Society have chosen to CANCEL the Karaoke Night event at TG Whitneys in NYC on Friday night Feb. 16...
...and this just in from the AP newswire:
President Al Gore announced today (2/14/07) that he will cease his efforts to fight against alleged global warming. He stated he has a new cause that we wishes to give his full attention. Mr. Gore said "I learned today that there is a more tragic inconvenient truth: Pace Law students are BORING DEADBEAT PARTY-POOPERS! The PLSR and Federalist Society had to cancel a rockin' good karaoke night in NYC on Feb. 16 they had planned because no one RSVPed. This is some of the saddest news I've ever heard. I mean c'mon, even a automaton like me enjoys raising the roof in a dirty Irish pub by belting out Neil Simon's "Sweet Caroline" or Barry Manilow's "Copacabana." THE HORROR! THE HORROR! Something must be done to bring happiness and fun back to these students and I will work tirelessly until this happens."
***Note to anyone reading this e-mail: the text above is satire only and not one bit true, except for the part that the karaoke night event is cancelled.
...and this just in from the AP newswire:
President Al Gore announced today (2/14/07) that he will cease his efforts to fight against alleged global warming. He stated he has a new cause that we wishes to give his full attention. Mr. Gore said "I learned today that there is a more tragic inconvenient truth: Pace Law students are BORING DEADBEAT PARTY-POOPERS! The PLSR and Federalist Society had to cancel a rockin' good karaoke night in NYC on Feb. 16 they had planned because no one RSVPed. This is some of the saddest news I've ever heard. I mean c'mon, even a automaton like me enjoys raising the roof in a dirty Irish pub by belting out Neil Simon's "Sweet Caroline" or Barry Manilow's "Copacabana." THE HORROR! THE HORROR! Something must be done to bring happiness and fun back to these students and I will work tirelessly until this happens."
***Note to anyone reading this e-mail: the text above is satire only and not one bit true, except for the part that the karaoke night event is cancelled.
posted by Christopher Rust at 11:29 AM
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